Computer Rack Desk

OK I am on a mission, I am at work going on 10 hours-getting a bit loopy what should I build and or create?

I have access to the following:
Endless paper clips
Endless paper
Highlighter of every color
Sticky notes-lots-but yellow only
A copy machine
A fax
A Printer
2 dry erase boards and markers
A laminator
Lots of plastic forks
1 desk sized fan
4 computers
2 rolls of Caution tape
3 phone book
10 rolls of scotch tape
6 staplers
1 box of staples (go figure hun?)
1 coat rack
1 pair of bolt cutters

Ok, what you want to do is hang the dry erase boards from the coat rack, print out some articles from yahoo news and use various colors of highlighter to form a code that resembles death threats to coworkers. Laminate these, add post it notes near selected highlighted words and letters and scotch tape paperclips that are bent to resemble guns, knives, swords, etc. to the post it notes forming pentagrams (using the bolt cutters where necessary). display these on the dry erase boards.Then, make copies of your hand forming various sign language words that spells out “thy time has come sinners;” you can look up the sign language on the computers. Now, open the phone book to the guns and ammo distributors page; put the desk fan on it to hold the page; tape a plastic fork to each blade so that they sound off on the frame when you turn it on; and then make some paper dolls, write a coworkers name on each, hang them by the neck with the caution tape, tie them off to the fan so that they will blow in the breeze when you turn it on. You might also want to highlight some gun imagery on the phone book to call attention to the page. All that’s left is to fax your sign language hands with an English translation scribbled on it in blood to every fax machine in the company, turn on the fan, and await the police to come and “end your shift.”

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